Christmas Meets Wrapping Paper

It's the most pun-derful time of the year.

Santa’s Clause 

The North Pole’s Joint Venture with Karma. Presents for the nice, absence thereof for the naughty.

ChristMess

The standard intra-family holiday debacle.

LitTergy

The trash that the priest fills the night-before-Christmas with.

Carol

The pretty girl in the front row of the choir

Presents

The act of re-paying a visit, (usually empty-handed)

ChariTreat

Sponsorship of a meal in an old age home under the guise charity. Blesses him that recieve, and him that gives.

Stockings

Hoarding Christmas goodies in napkins from the neighbour’s Christmas party

XXX Mass

Every PG 13’s lechery at the freshly waxed legs come Christmas mass

ChristmasTide

Winter-sham in the Tropics

Ponderlust 2

A writer without words has as much value as the promises on a promissory note

Ponder-Lust 1

Life seems nothing short of an uncharted journey from the Factory of Mis-Conception to the Walk-in Closets of Obscurity.
Unless of course, you leave behind yet another child of Mis-Conception, a litany of Rights, or a chargesheet of Wrongs.